http://www.thesongoftheday.com One band. One year. 365 Free Songs. TheSongOfTheDay.com en-us © 2007 Beatnik Turtle - Some Rights Reserved (under the Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike license) Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:00 GMT One band. One year. 365 Free Songs. TheSongOfTheDay.com Beatnik Turtle One band. One year. 365 Free Songs. TheSongOfTheDay.com Beatnik Email Intern intern@beatnikturtle.com No http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss RSS_E 1.0 intern@beatnikturtle.com intern@beatnikturtle.com Our customer service anthem! An ode to retail workers! This song is from our forthcoming album, ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. (The pre-release of the album is already available at iTunes, and the CD's will be available in September. Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=070207 Beatnik Turtle Our customer service anthem! An ode to retail workers! This song is from our forthcoming album, ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. (The pre-release of the album is already available at iTunes, and the CD's will be available in September. No music We buy glasses. We lose glasses. We write songs like this. Check out the rockin', full-band version on our live album! Sun, 01 Jul 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=070107 Beatnik Turtle We buy glasses. We lose glasses. We write songs like this. Check out the rockin', full-band version on our live album! No music Sinatra's mantra from Strangers In The Night as realized at 3:30 in the morning. Sat, 30 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=063007 Beatnik Turtle Sinatra's mantra from Strangers In The Night as realized at 3:30 in the morning. No music Obviously, we believe at in sharing music here at TheSongOfTheDay. When going through our archives, we found this song dating back to 1998. It's notable - to us at least - for being the first song we were able to share via the internet. We had just gotten our site www.beatnikturtle.com up and running (it was a page) and we posted this song to download as a WAV since mp3s weren't as prevalant then. Of course, broadband didn't really exist to the extent it does now either and it took forever for anyone to download! Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=062907 Beatnik Turtle Obviously, we believe at in sharing music here at TheSongOfTheDay. When going through our archives, we found this song dating back to 1998. It's notable - to us at least - for being the first song we were able to share via the internet. We had just gotten our site www.beatnikturtle.com up and running (it was a page) and we posted this song to download as a WAV since mp3s weren't as prevalant then. Of course, broadband didn't really exist to the extent it does now either and it took forever for anyone to download! No music It's summer and there's yard sales. This is just but one story. Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=062807 Beatnik Turtle It's summer and there's yard sales. This is just but one story. No music Our power-pop love song to the great Helen Keller. Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=062707 Beatnik Turtle Our power-pop love song to the great Helen Keller. No music What can we say. We are huge Uncle Shelby fans. Ryan and Tom took Matt's lyrics and crafted this beautiful, if disturbing, song. Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=062607 Beatnik Turtle What can we say. We are huge Uncle Shelby fans. Ryan and Tom took Matt's lyrics and crafted this beautiful, if disturbing, song. No music Stop mooching our beer! This song asks St. Gratus (who really doesn't have much to do with beer - just vineyards) to watch over the fridge. Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=062507 Beatnik Turtle Stop mooching our beer! This song asks St. Gratus (who really doesn't have much to do with beer - just vineyards) to watch over the fridge. No music This song features Jason's Dad. Years ago, he walked in during the recording session to tell him dinner was ready. Jason quickly hit the sampler and caught this sentence fragment and put it to use throughout the song. Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=062407 Beatnik Turtle This song features Jason's Dad. Years ago, he walked in during the recording session to tell him dinner was ready. Jason quickly hit the sampler and caught this sentence fragment and put it to use throughout the song. No music This song was inspired by a tweet posted by our Twitter friend Fitz about his being his Mom's tech support. Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=062307 Beatnik Turtle This song was inspired by a tweet posted by our Twitter friend Fitz about his being his Mom's tech support. No music We recently created this theme for the weekly podcast, PodCulture. Each week Brad, Glenn, and Christina share what's going on in their "geek worlds" and discuss movies, TV, comics, sci-fi, and well...all things geek. We're fans of the show and you can check them out with us at www.PodCulture.net. Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=062207 Beatnik Turtle We recently created this theme for the weekly podcast, PodCulture. Each week Brad, Glenn, and Christina share what's going on in their "geek worlds" and discuss movies, TV, comics, sci-fi, and well...all things geek. We're fans of the show and you can check them out with us at www.PodCulture.net. No music This song was inspired by a sunset on the California coast some years ago. Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=062107 Beatnik Turtle This song was inspired by a sunset on the California coast some years ago. No music We're all wandering around wondering where we're going. Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=062007 Beatnik Turtle We're all wandering around wondering where we're going. No music We don't know exactly who "this fellow" is, but we found his melody rather catchy. Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=061907 Beatnik Turtle We don't know exactly who "this fellow" is, but we found his melody rather catchy. No music You messed our server up! Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=061807 Beatnik Turtle You messed our server up! No music An ode to Randy's circuit breaker. Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=061707 Beatnik Turtle An ode to Randy's circuit breaker. No music This song was written and recorded for an electronic music concert - back in the early part of the 90s. It tips it's hat to the Art of Noise as well as Jason's parents who unknowingly provided many of the vocal sound samples used throughout the song. Sat, 16 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=061607 Beatnik Turtle This song was written and recorded for an electronic music concert - back in the early part of the 90s. It tips it's hat to the Art of Noise as well as Jason's parents who unknowingly provided many of the vocal sound samples used throughout the song. No music This song was one of a series of allegedly "failed theme songs" for the board gaming podcast BoardGameGeek, a.k.a. "GeekSpeak." Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=061507 Beatnik Turtle This song was one of a series of allegedly "failed theme songs" for the board gaming podcast BoardGameGeek, a.k.a. "GeekSpeak." No music Another song from the archives... Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=061407 Beatnik Turtle Another song from the archives... No music Another song from our successful attempt to complete an entire album of songs within February of 2007 for Record Production Month (www.rpmchallenge.com). Holmes! pulled out the Devo card to Matt's lyrics and we were only more than happy to oblige. The pre-release of this album, entitled "All In A Day's Work", is currently available at iTunes. Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=061307 Beatnik Turtle Another song from our successful attempt to complete an entire album of songs within February of 2007 for Record Production Month (www.rpmchallenge.com). Holmes! pulled out the Devo card to Matt's lyrics and we were only more than happy to oblige. The pre-release of this album, entitled "All In A Day's Work", is currently available at iTunes. No music Feeling out of place...like a fish out of water or a June Bug in July Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=061207 Beatnik Turtle Feeling out of place...like a fish out of water or a June Bug in July No music Featuring the great Qadree Holmes on vocals, this song goes out to all Notary Publics everywhere. This song came about when Jason was asked to notarize a few immigration documents for two recently married friends of his - one of whom was applying for U.S. citizenship. When they asked Jason whether he could notarize their signatures "to prove it wasn't a sham marriage," he informed them they were in luck - he wasn't only a Notary, he was the "Love Notary." They laughed a bit at his comment until they realized Jason was serious about the concept making "a great song for The Song Of The Day" and found themselves stranded in his office with unnotarized papers in hand. Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=061107 Beatnik Turtle Featuring the great Qadree Holmes on vocals, this song goes out to all Notary Publics everywhere. This song came about when Jason was asked to notarize a few immigration documents for two recently married friends of his - one of whom was applying for U.S. citizenship. When they asked Jason whether he could notarize their signatures "to prove it wasn't a sham marriage," he informed them they were in luck - he wasn't only a Notary, he was the "Love Notary." They laughed a bit at his comment until they realized Jason was serious about the concept making "a great song for The Song Of The Day" and found themselves stranded in his office with unnotarized papers in hand. No music When Tom was in college, the knob on his distortion pedal was stuck all the way on. This song was the result... Sun, 10 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=061007 Beatnik Turtle When Tom was in college, the knob on his distortion pedal was stuck all the way on. This song was the result... No music A demented trip to the bizarre circus. Sat, 09 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=060907 Beatnik Turtle A demented trip to the bizarre circus. No music Our ode to Mr. Shaw and his tasty, cheap wine. Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=060807 Beatnik Turtle Our ode to Mr. Shaw and his tasty, cheap wine. No music This is a souped-up version of a song written for the short film The Troubled Life of Guy Dickie (2005). Eric, Brian, and Jerry briefly performed as the acoustic sideband named after the film and this song was a part of those performances. Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=060707 Beatnik Turtle This is a souped-up version of a song written for the short film The Troubled Life of Guy Dickie (2005). Eric, Brian, and Jerry briefly performed as the acoustic sideband named after the film and this song was a part of those performances. No music A song about driving and road rage. Oh, and old people. Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=060607 Beatnik Turtle A song about driving and road rage. Oh, and old people. Yes music This one was written by Pete Shukoff of Nice Peter (www.nicepeter.com) the night before joining us in the studio to do some writing and recording. A version of this song will be featured on Pete's upcoming album alongside songs about Guitar Center and 50 Cent. Keep an eye out at www.nicepeter.com for details. Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=060507 Beatnik Turtle This one was written by Pete Shukoff of Nice Peter (www.nicepeter.com) the night before joining us in the studio to do some writing and recording. A version of this song will be featured on Pete's upcoming album alongside songs about Guitar Center and 50 Cent. Keep an eye out at www.nicepeter.com for details. No music We thought this song best fit a Monday. It's from our forthcoming album, ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. (The pre-release of the album is already available at iTunes, but the CD's not due until August...probably because the CD duplicators don't want to work on it today.) Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=060407 Beatnik Turtle We thought this song best fit a Monday. It's from our forthcoming album, ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. (The pre-release of the album is already available at iTunes, but the CD's not due until August...probably because the CD duplicators don't want to work on it today.) No music Our friend Ted Blegen (of Ants and Commuter Railway Blues fame) has made the big move to Los Angeles. This song was the theme we made for the sketch comedy group he was in called, The Dolphins of Damnation. They performed in and around Chicago and at Second City on many occasions. We wish Ted the best as he takes on Hollywood (though he's still Skyping songs into TheSongOfTheDay.com). Sun, 03 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=060307 Beatnik Turtle Our friend Ted Blegen (of Ants and Commuter Railway Blues fame) has made the big move to Los Angeles. This song was the theme we made for the sketch comedy group he was in called, The Dolphins of Damnation. They performed in and around Chicago and at Second City on many occasions. We wish Ted the best as he takes on Hollywood (though he's still Skyping songs into TheSongOfTheDay.com). No music This is the demo to the full-scale, alt-country rockin' version found on our debut album, What We've Got and the even crazier, tequila-powered version from our recent Beatnik Turtle Live album. Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=060207 Beatnik Turtle This is the demo to the full-scale, alt-country rockin' version found on our debut album, What We've Got and the even crazier, tequila-powered version from our recent Beatnik Turtle Live album. No music Questions. We all have them. Don't we? Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=060107 Beatnik Turtle Questions. We all have them. Don't we? No music Feel free to use this song as your on-hold music. Thu, 31 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=053107 Beatnik Turtle Feel free to use this song as your on-hold music. No music Email our website and tell us your secrets. We won't tell anyone. We promise. Wed, 30 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=053007 Beatnik Turtle Email our website and tell us your secrets. We won't tell anyone. We promise. No music This song was 17 years in the making. It was written back in 1990 - the last time the 17-year Magicicada came out. It was inspired by a newspaper article written at the time about people eating the bugs ("They taste like potatoes!"). It was recorded and completed with one exception - the middle was to include the noisy roar of the 17-year cycle cicada. Unfortunately, Jason ended up spending the summer in Europe and missed seeing, hearing, and recording them. Disappointed, he vowed to finish the song and wait the 17 long years for their return. Over the weekend they emerged -just like clockwork and today the song is finally complete. Tue, 29 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=052907 Beatnik Turtle This song was 17 years in the making. It was written back in 1990 - the last time the 17-year Magicicada came out. It was inspired by a newspaper article written at the time about people eating the bugs ("They taste like potatoes!"). It was recorded and completed with one exception - the middle was to include the noisy roar of the 17-year cycle cicada. Unfortunately, Jason ended up spending the summer in Europe and missed seeing, hearing, and recording them. Disappointed, he vowed to finish the song and wait the 17 long years for their return. Over the weekend they emerged -just like clockwork and today the song is finally complete. No music Put your name right on the line. Mon, 28 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=052807 Beatnik Turtle Put your name right on the line. No music An instrumental written a long time back. Sun, 27 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=052707 Beatnik Turtle An instrumental written a long time back. No music This song is not always good advice. Sat, 26 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=052607 Beatnik Turtle This song is not always good advice. No music Another song in our Star Wars series. Fri, 25 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=052507 Beatnik Turtle Another song in our Star Wars series. No music Little do you know/How awesome is the show/From behind you Thu, 24 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=052407 Beatnik Turtle Little do you know/How awesome is the show/From behind you No music Well, did you? Wed, 23 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=052307 Beatnik Turtle Well, did you? No music Somehow we manage to get through this song without ever actually using the C-Word. Tue, 22 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=052207 Beatnik Turtle Somehow we manage to get through this song without ever actually using the C-Word. No music We wanted to write notes about how we wrote this song, but unfortunately, it's another thing we'll never do. Mon, 21 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=052107 Beatnik Turtle We wanted to write notes about how we wrote this song, but unfortunately, it's another thing we'll never do. No music No one likes to be left behind. Sun, 20 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=052007 Beatnik Turtle No one likes to be left behind. No music Before there were websites, theater shows, podcasts, and tv series to write themes for, there were cars. This song dates back to the early 90s and is about a friend's GTI. It had a pimped out stereo system with a dozen speakers and a subwoofer and a license plate that read "AWSM GTI." Sat, 19 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=051907 Beatnik Turtle Before there were websites, theater shows, podcasts, and tv series to write themes for, there were cars. This song dates back to the early 90s and is about a friend's GTI. It had a pimped out stereo system with a dozen speakers and a subwoofer and a license plate that read "AWSM GTI." No music This song explores one of the greatest fears: getting a bat stuck in your hair. Fri, 18 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=051807 Beatnik Turtle This song explores one of the greatest fears: getting a bat stuck in your hair. No music This is the demo of a live favorite which can be found on our recent Beatnik Turtle Live album. Thu, 17 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=051707 Beatnik Turtle This is the demo of a live favorite which can be found on our recent Beatnik Turtle Live album. No music Aren't we all just waiting for our ship to come in? Wed, 16 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=051607 Beatnik Turtle Aren't we all just waiting for our ship to come in? No music This is another one from the Holmes! sessions. Tue, 15 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=051507 Beatnik Turtle This is another one from the Holmes! sessions. No music Beatnik Turtle's here to remind you that it's hard gangbangin' and to be careful out there. Guest rapper, BustaPoon, appears courtesy Deafness Records. The song also features the smooth drum blips of Casio's SK-1. Mon, 14 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=051407 Beatnik Turtle Beatnik Turtle's here to remind you that it's hard gangbangin' and to be careful out there. Guest rapper, BustaPoon, appears courtesy Deafness Records. The song also features the smooth drum blips of Casio's SK-1. No music What's interesting about this song is not that we wrote a theme to a website, it's that we played it live on stage once. Sun, 13 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=051307 Beatnik Turtle What's interesting about this song is not that we wrote a theme to a website, it's that we played it live on stage once. No music If you really owned a Rocket Ship, the music that you'd play in it would probably not sound like this song at all. Sat, 12 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=051207 Beatnik Turtle If you really owned a Rocket Ship, the music that you'd play in it would probably not sound like this song at all. No music Sex. Drugs. Rock and roll. Beatnik Turtle is a band that gets none of those right. Fri, 11 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=051107 Beatnik Turtle Sex. Drugs. Rock and roll. Beatnik Turtle is a band that gets none of those right. No music WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! THERE IS A BASSOON LOOSE ON THE SHIP. Thu, 10 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=051007 Beatnik Turtle WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! THERE IS A BASSOON LOOSE ON THE SHIP. No music Well? Didn't you get the memo? Wed, 09 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=050907 Beatnik Turtle Well? Didn't you get the memo? No music We'll all get old someday... Tue, 08 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=050807 Beatnik Turtle We'll all get old someday... No music This is a live version of the original on The Cheapass Album. We also recorded a strange "operatic" version a month back. Mon, 07 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=050707 Beatnik Turtle This is a live version of the original on The Cheapass Album. We also recorded a strange "operatic" version a month back. No music Originally written and recorded for a music class assignment in 1989, Tom revived this song and reproduced this version for The Song Of The Day. The addition of Randy's saxophone and Tom Susala's fretless bass made this a serious improvement over the original. Sun, 06 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=050607 Beatnik Turtle Originally written and recorded for a music class assignment in 1989, Tom revived this song and reproduced this version for The Song Of The Day. The addition of Randy's saxophone and Tom Susala's fretless bass made this a serious improvement over the original. No music This is the demo to a song from our Cheapass Album about the Cheapass Game, Buttonmen. The dance remix of this song was previously posted here. Sat, 05 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=050507 Beatnik Turtle This is the demo to a song from our Cheapass Album about the Cheapass Game, Buttonmen. The dance remix of this song was previously posted here. No music Happy No Pants Day! Beatnik Turtle had taken to wearing no pants long before we learned about No Pants Day. They asked if they could post this song (which takes Robert Goulet's bloated version of "To Dream The Impossible Dream" as its inspiration). No pants Day is certainly a cause that we wholeheartedly support. In fact, we're looking to start a "Pants Day" for those who take the holiday too far and continue to wear no pants throughout the year we always do. Fri, 04 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=050407 Beatnik Turtle Happy No Pants Day! Beatnik Turtle had taken to wearing no pants long before we learned about No Pants Day. They asked if they could post this song (which takes Robert Goulet's bloated version of "To Dream The Impossible Dream" as its inspiration). No pants Day is certainly a cause that we wholeheartedly support. In fact, we're looking to start a "Pants Day" for those who take the holiday too far and continue to wear no pants throughout the year we always do. No music All of you probably know someone who needs to hear this song. The original studio version is on our "un-holiday" album Santa Doesn't Like You. This one is from our recent Beatnik Turtle Live album. Thu, 03 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=050307 Beatnik Turtle All of you probably know someone who needs to hear this song. The original studio version is on our "un-holiday" album Santa Doesn't Like You. This one is from our recent Beatnik Turtle Live album. No music Daaaaave. Come out, come out, wherever you are. Wed, 02 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=050207 Beatnik Turtle Daaaaave. Come out, come out, wherever you are. No music Ummm. We forgot what we wanted to say about this song. Tue, 01 May 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=050107 Beatnik Turtle Ummm. We forgot what we wanted to say about this song. No music Based on an email Jason received. Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=043007 Beatnik Turtle Based on an email Jason received. No music Back in the mid-80s there was a kick-ass TV drama that followed a team of suburban policemen. It was based on the tough, crime-laden streets of Naperville, Illinois. And this was its theme... Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=042907 Beatnik Turtle Back in the mid-80s there was a kick-ass TV drama that followed a team of suburban policemen. It was based on the tough, crime-laden streets of Naperville, Illinois. And this was its theme... No music We'd apologize to the residents of Columbia, South Carolina, but we know they're not on the web. Sat, 28 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=042807 Beatnik Turtle We'd apologize to the residents of Columbia, South Carolina, but we know they're not on the web. No music Happy Arbor Day! Now go plant a tree! Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=042707 Beatnik Turtle Happy Arbor Day! Now go plant a tree! No music There's lots of ways to get back at people for cheating at boardgames. Jason, naturally, wrote a song about it. Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=042607 Beatnik Turtle There's lots of ways to get back at people for cheating at boardgames. Jason, naturally, wrote a song about it. No music Aptly inspired by Jason's infrared mouse. The original demo version is today's bonus song. Enjoy - both songs are wireless and free. Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=042507 Beatnik Turtle Aptly inspired by Jason's infrared mouse. The original demo version is today's bonus song. Enjoy - both songs are wireless and free. No music We're not cat people. Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=042407 Beatnik Turtle We're not cat people. No music Dedicated to all those who take the CTA - the Chicago Transit Authority. It's a mess. Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=042307 Beatnik Turtle Dedicated to all those who take the CTA - the Chicago Transit Authority. It's a mess. No music Well? Do you have any ideas? It needs a name. Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=042207 Beatnik Turtle Well? Do you have any ideas? It needs a name. No music The sounds at the end were recorded at the corner of Gilbert and Burlington in Iowa City. It's Jason and Eric Elmer talking while the microphone dangled out the apartment window. Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=042107 Beatnik Turtle The sounds at the end were recorded at the corner of Gilbert and Burlington in Iowa City. It's Jason and Eric Elmer talking while the microphone dangled out the apartment window. No music In honor of April 20th...420...a number which has something to do with the subject of the song (although there's a lot of debate on our end as to why this number is associated with it). Beatnik Lawyer says: Be warned! This song is extremely catchy and you're likely to start singing it aloud at odd times without really knowing it. This usually isn't too much of a problem except that, with this song, it's tagged "explicit" thanks to a certain ubiquitous four letter word that's sung throughout (we'll let you guess as to what that four letter word is). So, we made a clean version available as well (it's today's bonus song) but it's just about as catchy. Anyway, don't say you haven't been warned. Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=042007 Beatnik Turtle In honor of April 20th...420...a number which has something to do with the subject of the song (although there's a lot of debate on our end as to why this number is associated with it). Beatnik Lawyer says: Be warned! This song is extremely catchy and you're likely to start singing it aloud at odd times without really knowing it. This usually isn't too much of a problem except that, with this song, it's tagged "explicit" thanks to a certain ubiquitous four letter word that's sung throughout (we'll let you guess as to what that four letter word is). So, we made a clean version available as well (it's today's bonus song) but it's just about as catchy. Anyway, don't say you haven't been warned. Yes music Based on actual events at a party Beatnik Turtle once perfromed at. The events alluded to are also one of the reasons why Beatnik Turtle never plays parties anymore. Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=041907 Beatnik Turtle Based on actual events at a party Beatnik Turtle once perfromed at. The events alluded to are also one of the reasons why Beatnik Turtle never plays parties anymore. No music Sometimes life corrects your faults and deficiencies on their own. And, after awhile, you find yourself becoming less unique and more and more...average. Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=041807 Beatnik Turtle Sometimes life corrects your faults and deficiencies on their own. And, after awhile, you find yourself becoming less unique and more and more...average. No music This is another sweet one from Holmes. He laid down the guitar and vocals in one session and we built it up from there. Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=041707 Beatnik Turtle This is another sweet one from Holmes. He laid down the guitar and vocals in one session and we built it up from there. No music How are you doing? Do you need anything? You look great today! Have you lost weight? Are you working out? Is there anything you need me to do? Sure, I'll take care of this project! I love working here! Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=041607 Beatnik Turtle How are you doing? Do you need anything? You look great today! Have you lost weight? Are you working out? Is there anything you need me to do? Sure, I'll take care of this project! I love working here! No music This goofy jingle was created for a great short film called "Made From Scratch." Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=041507 Beatnik Turtle This goofy jingle was created for a great short film called "Made From Scratch." No music Pizza Wheel - a small, cardboard-tasting, personal pan pizza dished out at schools and universities across the US. Usually eaten instead of whatever the healthy meal for that day was. Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=041407 Beatnik Turtle Pizza Wheel - a small, cardboard-tasting, personal pan pizza dished out at schools and universities across the US. Usually eaten instead of whatever the healthy meal for that day was. No music Even vegetarians like bacon and eggs. Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=041307 Beatnik Turtle Even vegetarians like bacon and eggs. No music John Lisiecki wrote this great tune for and WITH his 2 year old son. Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=041207 Beatnik Turtle John Lisiecki wrote this great tune for and WITH his 2 year old son. No music Matt Scholtka told us about his friend Pete that had all kinds of food allergies. Nevertheless, he always ate food that he shouldn't have which always caused him to run off to the bathroom. He did this without fail, so they started placing bets on what he'd eat. Unfortunately for Pete, Matt mentioned this story to Jason, who subsequently wrote a song about it. Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=041107 Beatnik Turtle Matt Scholtka told us about his friend Pete that had all kinds of food allergies. Nevertheless, he always ate food that he shouldn't have which always caused him to run off to the bathroom. He did this without fail, so they started placing bets on what he'd eat. Unfortunately for Pete, Matt mentioned this story to Jason, who subsequently wrote a song about it. No music Nothing beats a guy with a mustache - unless that guy also has a ponytail! Everyone loves a guy with a "chick whip." Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=041007 Beatnik Turtle Nothing beats a guy with a mustache - unless that guy also has a ponytail! Everyone loves a guy with a "chick whip." No music This one came about from an idea for a sketch that we had with some theater friends of ours. It became a song instead. As it is, we think it belongs in a musical. Something like Jesus: The Musical. If anyone writes it, please give us a call so we have a place for the song. Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=040907 Beatnik Turtle This one came about from an idea for a sketch that we had with some theater friends of ours. It became a song instead. As it is, we think it belongs in a musical. Something like Jesus: The Musical. If anyone writes it, please give us a call so we have a place for the song. No music Goodbye, goodbye, and goodbye. Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=040807 Beatnik Turtle Goodbye, goodbye, and goodbye. No music This is a strange, alternate version of a song off The Cheapass Album. The one on the album completely rocks out in a Cars-like way. This one, uh, doesn't. Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=040707 Beatnik Turtle This is a strange, alternate version of a song off The Cheapass Album. The one on the album completely rocks out in a Cars-like way. This one, uh, doesn't. No music Since the site launched, this has been the song that appears when you get a "404 Error." But don't panic - this isn't a real 404 Error. At least, we don't think it is...this time. Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=040607 Beatnik Turtle Since the site launched, this has been the song that appears when you get a "404 Error." But don't panic - this isn't a real 404 Error. At least, we don't think it is...this time. No music Most of Beatnik Turtle has some form of ADD and - HEY, look, a monkey! Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=040507 Beatnik Turtle Most of Beatnik Turtle has some form of ADD and - HEY, look, a monkey! No music This is another one we wrote and recorded in February and so became part of our Record Production Month album, "All In A Day's Work." Jason's Mom still uses an Apple IIe and prints to a dot matrix Imagewriter II at her home office. The home office is just a room away from the studio and we couldn't resist the urge to mic the old machines and add them into the song. Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=040407 Beatnik Turtle This is another one we wrote and recorded in February and so became part of our Record Production Month album, "All In A Day's Work." Jason's Mom still uses an Apple IIe and prints to a dot matrix Imagewriter II at her home office. The home office is just a room away from the studio and we couldn't resist the urge to mic the old machines and add them into the song. No music Because so many of us work in office settings, we tend to write about it. Today's song got a whole new remix for The Song of the Day, has been played live at several Beatnik Turtle shows, and appears on the Live Album with lots of horns set to a Mozambique beat. Watch for a full re-recording on a future Beatnik Turtle album! Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=040307 Beatnik Turtle Because so many of us work in office settings, we tend to write about it. Today's song got a whole new remix for The Song of the Day, has been played live at several Beatnik Turtle shows, and appears on the Live Album with lots of horns set to a Mozambique beat. Watch for a full re-recording on a future Beatnik Turtle album! No music This song is dedicated to Joe Murphy who lost his battle with cancer on 4/1/07. About eight weeks before this, our friend Mur Lafferty wrote in and asked if we could write a song about Joe's super spy alter ego, Mason Rocket. We did and since we recorded it during February, it became part of our Record Production Month album, All In A Day's Work Joe Murphy was a podcaster, a writer, and a dear friend to many people. There's a memorial fund that Joe's friends created on his behalf. Donations are appreciated. Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=040207 Beatnik Turtle This song is dedicated to Joe Murphy who lost his battle with cancer on 4/1/07. About eight weeks before this, our friend Mur Lafferty wrote in and asked if we could write a song about Joe's super spy alter ego, Mason Rocket. We did and since we recorded it during February, it became part of our Record Production Month album, All In A Day's Work Joe Murphy was a podcaster, a writer, and a dear friend to many people. There's a memorial fund that Joe's friends created on his behalf. Donations are appreciated. No music Someone wrote our website and suggested we write a song called "Batshit Insanity." So we did. Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=040107 Beatnik Turtle Someone wrote our website and suggested we write a song called "Batshit Insanity." So we did. No music There's always two sleeves to every shirt. Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=033107 Beatnik Turtle There's always two sleeves to every shirt. No music The Casiotone: perhaps the greatest instrument ever invented. Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=033007 Beatnik Turtle The Casiotone: perhaps the greatest instrument ever invented. No music This song was based on the original demo lyrics to Under The Radar - a song that debuted January 4, 2007 here at TheSongOfTheDay.com. Dugan O'Keene took the original lyrics and took it in an entirely different and cool direction. Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=032907 Beatnik Turtle This song was based on the original demo lyrics to Under The Radar - a song that debuted January 4, 2007 here at TheSongOfTheDay.com. Dugan O'Keene took the original lyrics and took it in an entirely different and cool direction. No music This is the song to sing outloud if you see a dinosaur walking down your block. Actually, the lyrics have confused the band for a number of years, but to decode it all you need to know is "dinosaur" is a particular person's nickname. Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=032807 Beatnik Turtle This is the song to sing outloud if you see a dinosaur walking down your block. Actually, the lyrics have confused the band for a number of years, but to decode it all you need to know is "dinosaur" is a particular person's nickname. No music Another early demo of a song that turns out great live, and is found on our newly released Live Album. It's also planned for the next studio album. It helps if you have advanced flowcharting software to figure out the lyrics. Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=032707 Beatnik Turtle Another early demo of a song that turns out great live, and is found on our newly released Live Album. It's also planned for the next studio album. It helps if you have advanced flowcharting software to figure out the lyrics. No music After setting the original version of this song, called "It's Gonna Keep On Runnin'," as his cell phone ring tone, Tom got so many weird looks from strangers and co-workers that we decided it must be converted into a ring tone. We changed the lyrics and created this new version, including today's bonus song, specially edited for your cell phone! Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=032607 Beatnik Turtle After setting the original version of this song, called "It's Gonna Keep On Runnin'," as his cell phone ring tone, Tom got so many weird looks from strangers and co-workers that we decided it must be converted into a ring tone. We changed the lyrics and created this new version, including today's bonus song, specially edited for your cell phone! No music Kind of the answer song to Have To Go Without Me. Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=032507 Beatnik Turtle Kind of the answer song to Have To Go Without Me. No music To our surprise, we found this song referenced on a website that was compiling "good songs about hiking." Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=032407 Beatnik Turtle To our surprise, we found this song referenced on a website that was compiling "good songs about hiking." No music Beatnik Turtle already has a theme song, but this one is a close second. Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=032307 Beatnik Turtle Beatnik Turtle already has a theme song, but this one is a close second. No music March 22, 2007 marks the 44th anniversary of The Beatles' debut album "Please Please Me." They liked singing about girls most of the time. They never sang about papasans, but if they did it may have sounded like this. Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=032207 Beatnik Turtle March 22, 2007 marks the 44th anniversary of The Beatles' debut album "Please Please Me." They liked singing about girls most of the time. They never sang about papasans, but if they did it may have sounded like this. No music Based on a actual events. Wed, 21 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=032107 Beatnik Turtle Based on a actual events. No music What other chords could you possibly need? Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=032007 Beatnik Turtle What other chords could you possibly need? No music This one was commissioned for a TV Show, called DVD Geeks. They asked us to conjure a Hawaii Five-O feel. Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=031907 Beatnik Turtle This one was commissioned for a TV Show, called DVD Geeks. They asked us to conjure a Hawaii Five-O feel. No music This was written for Planned Parenthood when Jason was attending the University of Iowa. It was rejected. They don't have ones that glow. Sun, 18 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=031807 Beatnik Turtle This was written for Planned Parenthood when Jason was attending the University of Iowa. It was rejected. They don't have ones that glow. No music Beertender! Give me a bar! Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=031707 Beatnik Turtle Beertender! Give me a bar! No music Another one of the traditional Irish songs that we re-interpreted. Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=031607 Beatnik Turtle Another one of the traditional Irish songs that we re-interpreted. No music Take heed. Put the seat down. Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=031507 Beatnik Turtle Take heed. Put the seat down. No music Beatnik Turtle is in the process of recording an Irish Album, and updating some great traditional Irish songs. This one is one of our favorites, and this is what happens when you turn up the tempo, add a horn section, and play electric guitar on it. Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=031407 Beatnik Turtle Beatnik Turtle is in the process of recording an Irish Album, and updating some great traditional Irish songs. This one is one of our favorites, and this is what happens when you turn up the tempo, add a horn section, and play electric guitar on it. No music A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...an Irish take on the original Star Wars trilogy. Be sure to check out the music video for this song. Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=031307 Beatnik Turtle A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...an Irish take on the original Star Wars trilogy. Be sure to check out the music video for this song. No music Beatnik Turtle's take on an ol' Irish classic. Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=031207 Beatnik Turtle Beatnik Turtle's take on an ol' Irish classic. No music Most dictionaries list it as Daylight Saving Time, no plural. But references acknowledge that people call it Daylight Savings Time. We sing it the way most people say it. The main thing is, be sure to spring one hour ahead tonight. Don't blame us if you're late for work tomorrow. Sun, 11 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=031107 Beatnik Turtle Most dictionaries list it as Daylight Saving Time, no plural. But references acknowledge that people call it Daylight Savings Time. We sing it the way most people say it. The main thing is, be sure to spring one hour ahead tonight. Don't blame us if you're late for work tomorrow. No music Years ago, John Owens invented a time machine. After doing the usual things one does with a time machine, he finally came back (we say finally, although it was like he never left) to share with us the wonderful music of the future. This is what we all have to look forward to. Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=031007 Beatnik Turtle Years ago, John Owens invented a time machine. After doing the usual things one does with a time machine, he finally came back (we say finally, although it was like he never left) to share with us the wonderful music of the future. This is what we all have to look forward to. No music This is not just a song, it's words to live by. Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=030907 Beatnik Turtle This is not just a song, it's words to live by. No music Unfortunately, years after this song was written, we got our wish. Johnny left the show...and we got Jay Leno instead. "Jay Leno Sucks" is still in the works. Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=030807 Beatnik Turtle Unfortunately, years after this song was written, we got our wish. Johnny left the show...and we got Jay Leno instead. "Jay Leno Sucks" is still in the works. No music Etiquette books say that when one is eating soup: "...dip the spoon into the soup, from the edge of the bowl to the center, moving away from you so as not to spill on one's shirt, blouse, or tie. Do not spoon towards yourself. To avoid spilling, fill the spoon only 3/4ths the way full and sip you soup - do not slurp - from the edge of the spoon. Do not insert the whole bowl of the spoon into your mouth."* *Wikipedia notes that Eastern Cultures spoon soup toward themselves. "Spoon Towards" is still in the works. Any one play the koto? Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=030707 Beatnik Turtle Etiquette books say that when one is eating soup: "...dip the spoon into the soup, from the edge of the bowl to the center, moving away from you so as not to spill on one's shirt, blouse, or tie. Do not spoon towards yourself. To avoid spilling, fill the spoon only 3/4ths the way full and sip you soup - do not slurp - from the edge of the spoon. Do not insert the whole bowl of the spoon into your mouth."* *Wikipedia notes that Eastern Cultures spoon soup toward themselves. "Spoon Towards" is still in the works. Any one play the koto? No music Here's another great song by Holmes. Features Tom Roper on the 12-string. Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=030607 Beatnik Turtle Here's another great song by Holmes. Features Tom Roper on the 12-string. No music This song was written for a Second City show called Sci-Fry, which had a segment about a kid who bought Stalin's corpse off of EBay, and re-animated him using parts from a discarded Simon game, making him a zombie Stalin. Hence the "eating capitalist brains" lyric. When we wrote this, we were aiming at a "Courtship of Eddie's Father" feel. By the way, on this day in 1953, Joeseph Stalin died. Had he lived, Beatnik Turtle would likely be recording in Siberia. Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=030507 Beatnik Turtle This song was written for a Second City show called Sci-Fry, which had a segment about a kid who bought Stalin's corpse off of EBay, and re-animated him using parts from a discarded Simon game, making him a zombie Stalin. Hence the "eating capitalist brains" lyric. When we wrote this, we were aiming at a "Courtship of Eddie's Father" feel. By the way, on this day in 1953, Joeseph Stalin died. Had he lived, Beatnik Turtle would likely be recording in Siberia. No music anaphora (É-nÄ�f'Ér-É) n. The deliberate repetition of a word or phrase at the beginning of several successive verses, clauses, or paragraphs; for example, "We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills" (Winston S. Churchill). Sun, 04 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=030407 Beatnik Turtle anaphora (É-nÄ�f'Ér-É) n. The deliberate repetition of a word or phrase at the beginning of several successive verses, clauses, or paragraphs; for example, "We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills" (Winston S. Churchill). No music This should be the theme song for misanthropes worldwide. Sat, 03 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=030307 Beatnik Turtle This should be the theme song for misanthropes worldwide. No music A remix of a song from our Cheapass Album about the game Buttonmen. Dana Huyler, the guy who developed this website, wrote a free website to allow people to play this game online at buttonmen.com. Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=030207 Beatnik Turtle A remix of a song from our Cheapass Album about the game Buttonmen. Dana Huyler, the guy who developed this website, wrote a free website to allow people to play this game online at buttonmen.com. No music The Baby Boomers aren't the only ones that can idolize a decade. With all of the songs about the 60s, there needs to be more about our favorite decade: the 90s. Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=030107 Beatnik Turtle The Baby Boomers aren't the only ones that can idolize a decade. With all of the songs about the 60s, there needs to be more about our favorite decade: the 90s. No music Things have been pretty busy at Beatnik Turtle headquarters the last few weeks getting ready for the release of The Indie Band Survival Guide written by our very own Jason and Randy! We have new Beatnik Turtle songs in the pipeline, but in order to get everything ready for the book's release we decided to present encores of some of the best of last year's songs. This song, of course, refers to February 29th, or Leap Day. It also refers to heartbreak and loss, but that's not nearly as important as Leap Day. The observant listener will notice that 2007 is not a leap year, and while we considered delaying entire The Song of the Day project until 2008 so this song could fall on 2-29, we just decided to release it on February 28. We are aware that the existence of an intercalary day in a leap year originated under the Egyptian pharaoh Ptolemy III in 239 B.C. and it was Aloysius Lilius who proposed the Gregorian calendar in the 1500s - not Gregory. We just found "Gregory" much more singable. Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=022807 Beatnik Turtle Things have been pretty busy at Beatnik Turtle headquarters the last few weeks getting ready for the release of The Indie Band Survival Guide written by our very own Jason and Randy! We have new Beatnik Turtle songs in the pipeline, but in order to get everything ready for the book's release we decided to present encores of some of the best of last year's songs. This song, of course, refers to February 29th, or Leap Day. It also refers to heartbreak and loss, but that's not nearly as important as Leap Day. The observant listener will notice that 2007 is not a leap year, and while we considered delaying entire The Song of the Day project until 2008 so this song could fall on 2-29, we just decided to release it on February 28. We are aware that the existence of an intercalary day in a leap year originated under the Egyptian pharaoh Ptolemy III in 239 B.C. and it was Aloysius Lilius who proposed the Gregorian calendar in the 1500s - not Gregory. We just found "Gregory" much more singable. No music There's a restaurant located down the block from the studio in Evanston (Illinois) called Thai Sookdee. It makes the band's favorite Chicken Pad Thai. To the best of our knowledge, they don't sell buffalo wings, though. Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=022707 Beatnik Turtle There's a restaurant located down the block from the studio in Evanston (Illinois) called Thai Sookdee. It makes the band's favorite Chicken Pad Thai. To the best of our knowledge, they don't sell buffalo wings, though. No music Before you follow the advice of this song, we suggest checking to see what the string is attached to. Mon, 26 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=022607 Beatnik Turtle Before you follow the advice of this song, we suggest checking to see what the string is attached to. No music Written and recorded on an Academy Awards night many years ago. Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=022507 Beatnik Turtle Written and recorded on an Academy Awards night many years ago. No music Use the title of this song at your kid's next spelling bee. If asked to use it in a sentence, say, "I asked the doctor what I had, and he told me that it was 'stuttsatoma'." Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=022407 Beatnik Turtle Use the title of this song at your kid's next spelling bee. If asked to use it in a sentence, say, "I asked the doctor what I had, and he told me that it was 'stuttsatoma'." No music Now some people think that D minor is the saddest of all keys, that's not true. Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=022307 Beatnik Turtle Now some people think that D minor is the saddest of all keys, that's not true. No music This one was written for SongFight. Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=022207 Beatnik Turtle This one was written for SongFight. No music Sometimes wallowing in remorse is fun, but hunger can get in the way. Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=022107 Beatnik Turtle Sometimes wallowing in remorse is fun, but hunger can get in the way. No music This one is based on a real trip to Mardi Gras...allegedly. Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=022007 Beatnik Turtle This one is based on a real trip to Mardi Gras...allegedly. No music As a songwriting exercise, John Lisiecki occasionally only allows himself an hour to come up with a song. This one came out of one of those sessions. Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=021907 Beatnik Turtle As a songwriting exercise, John Lisiecki occasionally only allows himself an hour to come up with a song. This one came out of one of those sessions. No music Well? Who did it? Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=021807 Beatnik Turtle Well? Who did it? No music Written for BoardGameGeek's GeekSpeak podcast. This one was written for the "Rejected GeekSpeak Theme Songs" segment that aired on a variety of GeekSpeaks. Unfortunately, the show had to change it's name from GeekSpeak to "BoardGameSpeak" for a variety of reasons and this song never aired. That is, until Beatnik Turtle did a half-hour "Tribute To GeekSpeak" podcast after Derk and Aldie announced the show was ending. Sat, 17 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=021707 Beatnik Turtle Written for BoardGameGeek's GeekSpeak podcast. This one was written for the "Rejected GeekSpeak Theme Songs" segment that aired on a variety of GeekSpeaks. Unfortunately, the show had to change it's name from GeekSpeak to "BoardGameSpeak" for a variety of reasons and this song never aired. That is, until Beatnik Turtle did a half-hour "Tribute To GeekSpeak" podcast after Derk and Aldie announced the show was ending. No music Unlikely allies say the strangest things. Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=021607 Beatnik Turtle Unlikely allies say the strangest things. No music We had to go to our closets and get out our spandex to record this song right. Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=021507 Beatnik Turtle We had to go to our closets and get out our spandex to record this song right. No music Why are there so few honest love songs? Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=021407 Beatnik Turtle Why are there so few honest love songs? No music This is the expanded version of a song written for Matt's Sci-Fry sketch comedy show at Second City. Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=021307 Beatnik Turtle This is the expanded version of a song written for Matt's Sci-Fry sketch comedy show at Second City. No music This is a paired song, as we have a Mrs. Right Now that will be played on another day! Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=021207 Beatnik Turtle This is a paired song, as we have a Mrs. Right Now that will be played on another day! No music This was song dates back to 1989 when Tom wrote it for a composition class. He dusted off the tape, digitized it, added new stuff, and shined it all up for The Song Of The Day. Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=021107 Beatnik Turtle This was song dates back to 1989 when Tom wrote it for a composition class. He dusted off the tape, digitized it, added new stuff, and shined it all up for The Song Of The Day. No music This is just a throwaway song. Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=021007 Beatnik Turtle This is just a throwaway song. No music "Hot Lava Death," said the guy from Hasbro. This was quite a memorable moment in the history of the now-defunct GeekSpeak/BoardGameSpeak podcast. When we made a tribute podcast in memory of Derk and Aldie's show, we created this song using bits of the podcast interview with the guys. Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=020907 Beatnik Turtle "Hot Lava Death," said the guy from Hasbro. This was quite a memorable moment in the history of the now-defunct GeekSpeak/BoardGameSpeak podcast. When we made a tribute podcast in memory of Derk and Aldie's show, we created this song using bits of the podcast interview with the guys. No music This one was created when Ted emailed for directions to the studio. Being Ted, instead of just asking for directions, he wrote them in lyric form. Once Ted made it to the studio that day, Jason and he set the email lyrics to music. But not just any music - they wanted to write the "the strangest, weirdest music ever." Once they got done, they realized all they did was write a lost Flaming Lips tune that could have fell off The Soft Bulletin. Matt, who was working the mixing board and who had never heard of the Flaming Lips (!), kept asking Jason if he "really wanted to sing it that way." Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=020807 Beatnik Turtle This one was created when Ted emailed for directions to the studio. Being Ted, instead of just asking for directions, he wrote them in lyric form. Once Ted made it to the studio that day, Jason and he set the email lyrics to music. But not just any music - they wanted to write the "the strangest, weirdest music ever." Once they got done, they realized all they did was write a lost Flaming Lips tune that could have fell off The Soft Bulletin. Matt, who was working the mixing board and who had never heard of the Flaming Lips (!), kept asking Jason if he "really wanted to sing it that way." No music To this day, when Ted says "Hi, my name is Ted," he has to bite his tongue to keep himself from saying, "...and this is my song about ants." Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=020707 Beatnik Turtle To this day, when Ted says "Hi, my name is Ted," he has to bite his tongue to keep himself from saying, "...and this is my song about ants." No music Our friend Holmes! came into the studio with this gem. He laid down the initial scratch guitar, sang, and left. Tom took up the challenge of overseeing the development of it and within a few weeks, built up the guitar parts, got John to play drums, and Tom to add bass. Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=020607 Beatnik Turtle Our friend Holmes! came into the studio with this gem. He laid down the initial scratch guitar, sang, and left. Tom took up the challenge of overseeing the development of it and within a few weeks, built up the guitar parts, got John to play drums, and Tom to add bass. No music The title and melody line of this song came from Jason's archives. Back in the 90s, while counting off to record an entirely different song, he made up and sang this line. Years later Randy and Jason heard it, thought it was a good start, and developed it into this more complete song. Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:00 GMT http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_d=020507 Beatnik Turtle The title and melody line of this song came from Jason's archives. Back in the 90s, while counting off to record an entirely different song, he made up and sang this line. Years later Randy and Jason heard it, thought it was a good start, and developed it into this more complete song. No music