Santa Don't Speak No Spanish

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Santa don't speak no Spanish

Yo! Yo! Yo! Todos mis homeboys del mundo oigan aqui. Estoy con los gueros Tortuga Beatnik.

Les voy a contar del panson del norte
Que todos los anos me trai calzones en un bote
Este panson no me comprende
Este ano le dare un chile verde

Hey there little amigo
Asking Santa for gifts this year
Gonna let you in on a secret
One you won't want to hear

You see Santa he don't understand you
He can't make out a single word
See him staring so blankly
He don't understand a thing he heard

(Because) Santa don't speak no Spanish
Santa don't speak no Spanish
No Santa don't speak no Spanish
Santa don't speak no Spanish
No comprendo

Hey there little amigo
There's no cause for concern
Santa's not xenophobic
He just never bothered to learn

(Now) Santa don't speak no Spanish
Santa don't speak no Spanish
Santa don't speak no Spanish
Santa don't speak no Spanish
Santa don't speak no Spanish (No habla Espanol)
Santa don't speak no Spanish (No habla Espanol)
Santa don't speak no Spanish (No habla Espanol)
Santa don't speak no Spanish (No habla Espanol)

(No habla Espanol)

Santa don't speak no
Santa don't speak no
Santa don't speak no
Santa don't speak no

Santa don't speak no Spanish (No habla Espanol)
Santa don't speak no Spanish (No habla Espanol)
Santa don't speak no Spanish (No habla Espanol)
Santa don't speak no Spanish (No habla Espanol)
Santa don't speak no Spanish (No habla Espanol)
Santa don't speak no Spanish (No habla Espanol)
Santa don't speak no Spanish (No habla Espanol)
Santa don't speak no Spanish (No habla Espanol)

Santa don't speak no Spanish

Song Notes:

You would think that since the word "Santa" is Spanish, St. Nick would be able to speak Spanish. Unfortunately, he doesn't. This song exposes the truth about the fat man. Features MC Pedro on guest rap.

Performance:

Lead Vocal: Jason Feehan
Rap: Pedro Lopez
Backing Vocal: Carrie Bruno
Backing Vocal: Cheyenne Pinson
Backing Vocal: John Owens
Backing Vocal: Randy Chertkow
Backing Vocal: Jason Feehan
Rhythm Guitar: Jason Feehan
Electric Guitar: Jason Feehan
Bass: Jason Feehan
Keyboards: Jason Feehan
Sequencing: Jason Feehan

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