Who's Been Looking At Porn On My New Computer?

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Lyrics:

Who's been looking at porn
On my new computer?
I told you to use the old
Dell in the basement for that

Who's been looking at porn
On my new computer?
Don't you know that it
Keeps track of where you've been at?

It goes without saying
You're no longer welcome in my house
It took hours to try and
Explain all this stuff to my wife

You didn't reset the
Parental controls on my browser
So now my kids have been screwed up
And scarred for life

With the furries and fatties
And girls with gonadies
And midgets and tubgirls galore
The sex dolls and dildos
And stuffed armadillos
And grannies both soft and hard core

And I could go on
But enough is enough
Why in the world did you
Bookmark that stuff
On my new computer?

Who's been looking at porn
On my new computer?
I told you to use the old
Dell in the basement for that

Who's been looking at porn
On my new computer?
Don't you know that it
Keeps track of where you've been at?

Who's been looking at porn
On my new computer?

Song Notes:

Things have been pretty busy at Beatnik Turtle headquarters the last few weeks getting ready for the release of The Indie Band Survival Guide written by our very own Jason and Randy! We have new Beatnik Turtle songs in the pipeline, but in order to get everything ready for the book's release we decided to present encores of some of the best of last year's songs.

Check out the video for today's song. It's safe for work - no "pron"!

Performance:

Lead Vocals: Dugan O'Keene
Lead Guitar: Tom Roper
Rhythm Guitar: Tom Roper
Keyboard: Jason Feehan
Bass: Dugan O'Keene
Drums: John Owens
Violin: Danielle Wetle
Trumpet: Chris Joyce
Flugelhorn: Chris Joyce
French Horn: Chris Joyce
Sequencing: Jason Feehan

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