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Title:

I Don't Work Here (I'm A Consultant) (Roper/Scholtka)

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Lyrics:

I don't care about maintenance
I don't really plan ahead
I put a band-aid on your gushing wound
I'm hired freelance
I take the quickest route instead
So I can get the hell outta here soon

I don't work here
I'm a consultant
I don't care for this project
You've got me on
I don't work here
I'm a consultant
When my contract's up
I'll be long gone

This code might work right now
But it won't last for long
It's a half-assed job I did just to get it done
And later I'll disavow
When you find out I did it wrong
I'll be sippin' Margaritas under the Caribbean sun

I don't work here
I'm a consultant
I don't care for this project
You've got me on
I don't work here
I'm a consultant
When my contract's up
I'll be long gone

You're payin' top dollar
It's all by the hour
You called for expert knowlege
I'm fresh outta college
You want it done fast
Well you can kiss my ass

I don't work here
I'm a consultant
I don't care for this project
You've got me on
I don't work here
I'm a consultant
When my contract's up
I'll be long gone

Song Notes:

Since today is a Monday, but yet not a work day in the U.S., we dedicate this song to all those consultants not working today. It's from our forthcoming album, ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. (The pre-release of the album is already available at iTunes, but the CD's not due until October...probably because the CD duplicators all have hired consultants.)

Performance:

Lead Vocals: Tom Roper
Backing Vocals: John Owens
Backing Vocals: Tom Roper
Lead Guitar: Tom Roper
Rhythm Guitar: Tom Roper
Bass: Tom Susala
Drums: John Owens


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