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Well Fuck (Beeyachski)


Alt Country, Bad Words, Seems Like But Isn't About Sex


Well fuck, my marijuana's in my suitcase
Well fuck, why do they always lose my luggage?

I ain't got a belt buckle or steel-toed boots
Nothing to set the detectors off
All I got this little bag of happiness
Man I hope I don't get caught

Well fuck (well fuck!), my marijuana's in my suitcase
Well fuck (well fuck!), why do they always lose my luggage?

I think the flight attendant finds me attractive
I often strike folks that way
I asked for some pretzels and he gave me his peanuts
It's too bad I'm not gay

Well fuck (well fuck!), my marijuana's in my suitcase
Well fuck (well fuck!), why do they always lose my luggage?
Well fuck

Song Notes:

In honor of April 20th...420...a number which has something to do with the subject of the song (although there's a lot of debate on our end as to why this number is associated with it).

Beatnik Lawyer says: Be warned! This song is extremely catchy and you're likely to start singing it aloud at odd times without really knowing it. This usually isn't too much of a problem except that, with this song, it's tagged "explicit" thanks to a certain ubiquitous four letter word that's sung throughout (we'll let you guess as to what that four letter word is). So, we made a clean version available as well (it's today's bonus song) but it's just about as catchy. Anyway, don't say you haven't been warned.


Lead Vocals: Tom Beeyachski
Backing Vocals: Jason Feehan
Backing Vocals: John Owens
Backing Vocals: Tom Roper
Rhythm Guitar: Tom Roper
Bass: Tom Susala
Drums: John Owens

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