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Title:

Her Imaginary Closet (Beatnik Turtle Music)

Related:

Songs With Horns, Clothing and/or The Lack Of Clothing

Lyrics:

She just made another deposit
In her imaginary closet
I think it's starting to become harmful
'Cause she just grabbed another armful

That's got to be her umpteenth item
I fear we'll be here to infinitum
It doesn't matter what the price is
'Cause she's so damn indecisive

And in her mind she's got
Blouses and shirts
Dresses and skirts
And every pair of shoes

I think it has to do with Barbie
Compared to her her wardrobe's sorry
Or maybe it's the two-X genome
The urge to try on what she don't own

Or maybe her parents confined her into too tiny spaces
And now she loves to undress in public places
Just her modeling alone in her stall
And to the security camera up on the wall

And in her mind she's got
Blouses and shirts
Dresses and skirts
And lord knows how many shoes

And in her mind she's got
Blouses and shirts
Dresses and skirts
And lord knows how many shoes

Now I'm not against window shopping
But once she starts there's no stopping
I only use her room to see if something fits
And when it does I go and pay for it

But she'll walk out with the clothes she wore in
Having worn everything in the store
At least we'll never hear the register ring
'Cause she never buys a single thing, no no no

And in her mind she's got
Blouses and shirts
Dresses and skirts
And lord knows how many shoes

And in her mind she's got
Blouses and shirts
Dresses and skirts
And every pair of shoes
She's ever worn

Song Notes:

Women, shopping, clothes, and the changing rooms. Scientific studies have suggested that the behavioral pattern of trying on clothes but rarely purchasing them is tied to the two-X genome. Those of the opposite sex tend to just buy what fits. When Jason read of these studies, well, it just HAD to go into a song.

Yep, this song was also slated as a track for BT's follow up to their debut album What We've Got. However, Santa Doesn't Like You, The Cheapass Album, one live album, The Song Of The Day, and two RPM Challenge albums (All In A Day's Work and Sham Rock) delayed the album this song was to appear on. Well, until now.

The even older demo for demo for Her Imaginary Closet appeared last year right here at TheSongOfTheDay.com.

Performance:

Lead Vocals: Jason Feehan
Backing Vocals: Jason Feehan
Rhythm Guitar: Tom Roper
Bass: Tom Susala
Drums: John Owens
Trumpets: Chris Joyce
Trombone: Chip Hinshaw
Saxophones: Randy Chertkow
Flute: Randy Chertkow


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