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Traffic Cones (Beeyachski)


Acoustic, Mellow Songs, Songs About Inanimate Objects


They're two feet tall
And unfortunately orange

ABS plastic
Vulcanized rubber
A monument to petrochemicals

They don't make very good lovers
And they aren't very good pets

But they're break-proof
And they're waterproof
So they never break and never get wet

Traffic cones
Traffic cones

They can be used as a megaphone

Song Notes:

Let's face it, there needs to be a song about Traffic Cones. This is that song. Find out more about them at The Traffic Cone Preservation Society. Though our song says traffic cones don't make good pets, this site disagrees.


Lead Vocals: Tom Beeyachski
Backing Vocals: Tom Beeyachski
Guitars: Tom Beeyachski
Keyboards: Tom Beeyachski
Avocado Shaker: Tom Roper

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