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Ms. Nutcracker-Sweet (Beatnik Turtle Music/Blegen/Bruno/Scholtka)


Christmas, Should Be In A Musical, Sex, Songs That Contain People's Names


Snowflakes and sleigh rides and sugar cookies
Stockings and presents tucked under the tree
Spending time with the family
But none of this means anything to me

I want...

Rum cakes and booty calls, I'm Nutcracker-Sweet!
I love the men who lay at my feet
They comb my hair and feed me meat
And then I throw them out on the street
(And then she throws us out on the street)

Deck the halls with boughs of holly
One night with me will make you jolly
Don't fall in love with this Svengali
I'll take you down like a lolly!

Pop. Lollipop.

Rum cakes and booty calls, she's Nutcracker-Sweet!
She loves the men who lay at her feet
We comb her hair and feed her meat
And then I throw them out on the street
(And then she throws us out on the street)

Get out. Mama needs a shave.

Song Notes:

The Nutcracker is a fairy tale-ballet in two acts by Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky. Ms. Nutcracker-Sweet is simply a nutcracker. As she says, "My left leg is Christmas and my right leg is New Year's. Why don't you visit me between the holidays?"


Lead Vocal: Carrie Bruno
Men's Chorus 1: Jason Feehan
Men's Chorus 2: Ryan Lockhart
Men's Chorus 3: John Owens
Piano: Jason Feehan
Keyboards: Jason Feehan
Bass: Tom Susala
Drums: John Owens
Sleghbells: Jason Feehan

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