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Song Info
Title:Drunk Man's Junk (Beatnik Turtle Music, Roper, Slusher)
Related:Songs About Whiskey, Drinking Songs, Clothing and/or The Lack Of Clothing, Irish Songs, Songs Inspired By Actual Events
Lyrics:
The junk man walked into the bar A firm look upon his face He said "I'll drink you all under every table In this godforsaken place
For I am a Scot you see And I drink the drink With one lip tied behind my back I'll outdrink you in a wink" So he drank a shot of whiskey And one from Highland Park Glenlivet and Glenfiddich They all hit the mark
One final whiskey shot rang out And then the brave man fell He crumpled in the corner But his kilt didn't crumple so well
The junk man's drunk So stinkin' drunk Now we can see The drunk man's junk Screw up your courage Cuz it takes spunk To stare in the eye Of the drunk man's junk
The junk man's friends They rolled their eyes And with a practiced ease They carried him out the door His junk flapping in the breeze
They took him to his home And dumped him upon the floor Sure enough he woke right up Burning with a taste for more
You see, he wanted a shot of La-froyg And one of Tom-in-towel And by god he was determined To remoisten his drink hole
So, he stumbled back to the bar Accosting everyone on the way And when he walked in through the door He hear them all say
The junk man's drunk So stinkin' drunk Now we can see The drunk man's junk Screw up your courage Cuz it takes spunk To stare in the eye Of the drunk man's junk
So all you lads now listen up And heed the junk man's story Lest you put up on display Your cock and balls in all their glory
The junk man's drunk So stinkin' drunk Now we can see The drunk man's junk Screw up your courage Cuz it takes spunk To stare in the eye Of the drunk man's junk
Song Notes:
The tale of the "Drunk Man's Junk" is based on actual events and goes back to Dragon*Con 2008 when it was told to us at a party by Dave Slusher, one of the world's first podcasters and the mastermind behind The Evil Genius Chronicles Podcast. Apparently an individual in a kilt drank one too many beverages and passed out in a public spot displaying his, er...um..."junk" until a fellow party-goer took the initiative to, uh..."fix" the problem.
Dave wondered if he wrote the lyrics, could we write the music? We of course agreed and so Dave penned the lyrics to the tune and handed it off to us to record as soon as we had the time. We recently grabbed our guitars, cranked our amps, and did a few lyrical touch-ups (adding the moral of the story). So, here it is, one year later, our collaboration in "all its glory." Enjoy!*
*Remember to drink responsibly (that is, don't wear a kilt and decide to go commando when you decide to party all day, okay?)
Performance:
Lead Vocals: Jason Feehan Lead Guitar: Tom Roper Rhythm Guitar: Tom Roper Drums: John Owens Keyboards: Tom Roper
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