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The Love Notary (Beatnik Turtle Music)


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Finding your love in the world today
Takes everything you've got
And once you've found your one true love
You gotta pull out all the stops

Can't let no man steal your love away
If he's the one for you
You gotta tell all the world to keep their hands off him
Yeah that's what you gotta do

You need the Love Notary
You need the Love Notary
You need the Love Notary
You need the Love Notary

Yeah once you've got a man by your side
You know what you've gotta do
You gotta head on down to the only one in town
Who can certify your love is true

He's licensed to tell if you've got what it takes
And if your love stands the test
And if your love's true, he'll take the both of you
And gladly witness and attest

Cuz he's the Love Notary
Cuz he's the Love Notary
Cuz he's the Love Notary
Cuz he's the Love Notary

He don't care if you're gay or straight
So long as your love is real
And if it is, he'll stamp his official kiss
And you'll leave with his love seal

Yeah he's the Love Notary
Yeah he's the Love Notary
Yeah he's the Love Notary
Yeah he's the Love Notary

I'm the Love Notary

Song Notes:

Featuring the great Qadree Holmes on vocals, this song goes out to all Notary Publics everywhere.

This song came about when Jason was asked to notarize a few immigration documents for two recently married friends of his - one of whom was applying for U.S. citizenship. When they asked Jason whether he could notarize their signatures "to prove it wasn't a sham marriage," he informed them they were in luck - he wasn't only a Notary, he was the "Love Notary."

They laughed a bit at his comment until they realized Jason was serious about the concept making "a great song for The Song Of The Day" and found themselves stranded in his office with unnotarized papers in hand.


Lead Vocals: Qadree Holmes
Backing Vocals: Carrie Bruno
Backing Vocals: Cheyenne Pinson
Rhythm Guitars: Tom Roper
Bass: Dugan O'Keene
Trumpet: Cheyenne Pinson
Trombone: Chip Hinshaw
Saxaphones: Randy Chertkow
Strings: Danielle Wetle
Sequencing: Jason Feehan
Claps: Jason Feehan
Claps: Tom Roper

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