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Song Info

Title:

This Song's Not Sold In Stores (Roper)

Related:

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Lyrics:

This song's not sold in stores
Like the Ginsu knife, the Bowflex, and Avacor
It's too good to sit on a shelf
Next to Froot Loops, bread, cookies, or milk*

If you order now you'll pay half-price
And we'll even throw in a special gift that's nice
It's valued at $29.93
But if you act now it's absolutely free**

Order now for your 30-day trial
There's no risk at all if it's not worthwhile
Just box it up and send it to us
For a quick refund without a fuss***

This song's not sold in stores
If you like it a lot there's so many more
Be the first on your block to collect the set
There's only three hundred sixty five to get****

This song's not sold in stores
Like the Ginsu knife, the Bowflex, and Avacor
It's too good to sit on a shelf
Next to Froot Loops, bread, cookies, or milk

This song's not sold in stores
This song's not sold in stores
This song's not sold in stores
This song's not sold in stores

*Only available for a limited time. **Free gift is not actually free. ***15% restocking fee applies. Shipping & handling not included. **** TheSongOfTheDay.com reserves the right to limit quantities or refuse orders. Availability of all 365 songs is not guaranteed.

Song Notes:

This song was inspired by an idea from Dana while working on the website and Tom realized into a song within a week. We then used the golden throat of the Beatnik Turtle's bass trombone player as our announcer since he does professional voice-over work. (He cut us a break on his rates!)*

*Well, actually he didn't.

Performance:

Lead Vocals: Tom Roper
Backing Vocals: Tom Roper
Rhythm Guitar: Tom Roper
Bass: Dugan O'Keene
Drums: John Owens
Voice Over: Chip Hinshaw


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