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Johnny Carson Sucks (Beatnik Turtle Music)


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As I write this song it occurred to me that
Johnny Carson sucks
As I watch TV it really occurs to me that
Johnny Carson sucks

He's not funny
He's not on the ball
He's shouldn't be on television at all

See him falter with his monologue
Johnny Carson sucks
Seem him make jokes about Ed
Ed's pretty cool

He's past his prime
Yeah, he's too old
The Tonight Show would be better
If he'd just go

Now that you heard me
You'll agree
Johnny Carson sucks
Suck it dry

Song Notes:

Unfortunately, years after this song was written, we got our wish. Johnny left the show...and we got Jay Leno instead. "Jay Leno Sucks" is still in the works.


Lead Vocals: Jason Feehan
Backing Vocals: Jason Feehan
Rhythm Guitar: Jason Feehan
Keyboards: Jason Feehan
Drum Sequencing: Jason Feehan

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