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Song Info

Title:

Automagically (Holmes!/Scholtka)

RPM Challenge Songs, Slashdot Rock

Lyrics:

Everything�s hooked to
A little red button
That takes care of the workload
All the little details
Like answering voice mails
Or writing up some code

And it all happens in the blink of an eye
So the boss never has to wait
So instantaniously and completely worry free
That no one ever gets irate

Things around here happen automagically
Automagically
Stuff around here gets done automagically
Automagically
Automagically
Automagically

I feel for the people
Who don�t have the button
That can solves every issue
If I had to go about
Scheduling my work plans out
I�d have no idea what to do

I guess I might get a hammer
Or a mallet or a rock if anyone forgot
Without the button, they won�t get nothin�
�Cept for a head full of welts and knots

Things around here happen automagically
Automagically
Stuff around here gets done automagically
Automagically
Automagically
Automagically

Song Notes:

Another song from our successful attempt to complete an entire album of songs within February of 2007 for Record Production Month (www.rpmchallenge.com). Holmes! pulled out the Devo card to Matt's lyrics and we were only more than happy to oblige.

The pre-release of this album, entitled "All In A Day's Work", is currently available at iTunes.

Performance:

Lead Vocals: Holmes!
Rhythm Guitar: Tom Roper
Keyboards: Tom Roper
Keyboards: Holmes!
Bass: Tom Susala
Drums: John Owens

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